Welcome to the Musings of an Eccentric Diva. My motto is: Giving Hollyweird movies the finger one movie at a time. Enter at your own risk (insert evil Vincent Price laughter here).
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
LOCKED UP AND WON'T LET ME OUT
A coworker hipped me to this website. She needed to order care packages for her nephew who is currently locked up in the state pen. No wonder negroes have no qualms about spending time in jail, I can't even afford to buy this shit! Prisoners get decent food, free housing, exercrise equipment, computers, and free health care. Jail is a country club for criminals, they go in to take a break from daily street life and learn new tricks of the trade from more experienced cons to become better and smarter at their game.The prison system needs to take a bare bones approach...no "perks". Just a bed, toilet, and food, I'm sure this will keep a few fellows from returning. A few years ago a prisoner sued the penal system because the jail the was housed in switched to crunchy peanut butter, wtf?! He cited "cruel and unusual punishment" as a reason for the lawsuit. The argument that if prisoners are not given these perks, they will become violent and are likely to return to the system really doesn't hold water. The jails are still overcrowded and prison violence is still as prevalent as ever.
I'm ashamed to admit I like this song even though I despise pop artists. Too bad the bitch looks like someone stomped her face in with a Timberland workboot,damn she is fugly! The girl can't help it I guess.
OK I’m saying HELL TO DA NAW to both of these two. I don’t know Obama, for all I know he could be an Ashton Kutcher “Punked” prank and is really a White dude in blackface, I know Oprah is. I’m not buying it. Give me a few more years of seeing what he’s capable of and maybe he will get my stamp of approval. Right now I’m on the fence about exactly who I will vote for, I don’t have that much time either sheesh, 2008 is almost here. I have someone in mind who would be the most PERFECT candidate ever.
50 Cent AKA Curtis Jackson. Ok, he would have to shorten his name to “Curt” in order to appeal to the masses, Curtis is way too ethnic for the Mormon housewives of Utah. Who better to run for president? Fiddy is a household name and is known and loved by White folks all over the world, I’m sure he already has their vote. Fiddy has already made his mark in foreign policy as we see in this videotape.....
Nothing like a little scandal to jumpstart your political career ehh? Fiddy can preach the dangers of the streets to the younguns, even has the bullet wounds to prove it. We all know Mr. Jackson keeps it “real” and I’m sure he will remain the same in the White House, that’s what we need right? He and his running mate Lloyd Banks (no name change needed here) are exactly what this country needs right now, hard working, dedicated and possessing real street credibility. The Iraqi’s don’t stand a chance against Curt Jackson and his street soldiers. Each soldier would be forced to sign a “no snitching” clause before they prepare for battle. You don’t think something like this will happen? Give it a few years and I’m willing to bet some former rapper will be running for President. Talking about Dead Prez, if he wins he won’t even make it to the Inaugural Speech…he better dust off those bulletproof vests in his closet. In Fiddy’s case I’d rather him go into politics than make another terrible CD, he needs to put his “skills” to use somewhere else.
Amherst legislator's school lecture starts with nude image Thursday, October 04, 2007 Mark PuentePlain Dealer Reporter
Norwalk- A high school class expecting a lecture from a politician on how a bill becomes a law instead got an unexpected lesson in anatomy. An image of a topless woman appeared when State Rep. Matt Barrett inserted a memory stick into the computer and started his presentation Tuesday. Barrett, of Amherst, immediately stopped the presentation. "I have no idea where these came from," Barrett said. "It's an embarrassing situation." The State Highway Patrol later seized the school computer and the memory stick Barrett used. School officials said the images came from the memory stick, a thumb-sized device that carries digital files such as photos. The memory stick was a gift from a legislative liaison, Barrett said.
The memory stick contained the graphics for his presentation, Barrett said. The nude images were not there the day before when he plugged the stick into his home computer, he said. Only a few of the 19 students at the presentation saw the images, said Wayne Babcanec, superintendent of Norwalk City Schools. Parents were notified but few were upset, Babcanec said. "I believe it was unintentional," he said. "[Barrett] was genuinely apologetic and embarrassed."
How stupid can you be? I guess he didn't think to proofread the contents of the memory drive before presenting to a group of kids. I bet Johnny Jerkoff knows exactly where those pics came from *skeet skeet*.
I'm truly addicted to Patrick Hernandez. His zest and theatrics are not to be played with. I've found additional videos to further tickle my soul. Patrick, you surely are one of a kind I swear, I wish I knew how to quit you.
Here we have Patrick at first performing "Born To Be Alive" with his magic stick in tow. The music changes and the fun really begins when an equally zesty bearded friend joins him for a duet and a mean two-step.
This is Patrick performing a little ditty called "Disco Queen". Was he trying to tell us something? I wished he would've used his magic stick to inject some rhythm into the people in the club scene.
This video features a more recent performance of "Born To Be Alive". And you guessed it, Patrick has his magic stick! He looks great too!
Last, but not least...some creative genius took an episode of Spongebob Squarepants and dubbed "Born To Be Alive" over the original soundtrack. The creator of this video hit the nail on the head because BTBA is the gayest song ever and Spongebob Squarepants is the gayest show on TV. I will be glad when Spongebob makes the switch from Nickelodeon to LOGO where it belongs..I would watch it more often.
Man Calls 911 to Save Him From Police LARGO, Fla. — A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.
Police officers met Dana Farrell Shelton after being called to investigate a disturbance at a bar on Sunday but had found no problems and told him to move along.
Shelton, who officers said appeared intoxicated, then called 911 to report he was "surrounded by Largo police," according to an arrest affidavit.
"Our officers were standing there scratching their heads. He called, standing there in their presence," Largo Sgt. Melanie Holley said. "It's one of our 'truth is stranger than fiction' cases."
Shelton was charged with misdemeanor misuse of 911. The charge carries maximum penalties of one year in jail and $1,000 in fines.
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Information from: St. Petersburg Times, http://www.sptimes.com
The Eccentric Diva has never spent any amount of time with the popo and doesn't plan to any time soon. The very thought of it makes my ovaries shrivel up and turn to dust. This poor fucker was surrounded by them, oy vey! I may have a better chance at survival with KKK on a dark stretch of road in the middle of a deserted corn field. The police are some scary mofos, but you best believe if I need them I won't hesitate to call 911......*woop, woop, woop* lol
I was gonna post this video as one of my Friday Flashback Jams but it deserves a post of its own. I ran across the video this morning and I have been watching it all day.... it gets funnier each time I watch it. I actually love this song, it would probably make my Top 50 Songs of All Time. Patrick's zest and raw emotions are slaying me. I really want to know why he looks so angry while singing such a fun song? That damn cane is a hoot too. He looks to be wearing more blush than I am right now and his White man's 'fro is the business. Thank you Mr. Hernandez, you have made my day.
Look at this hot and sexy piece of male specimen right here lol. This had me CRYING on the way to work one recent morning. Obviously this cat is not married. Certainly if he was his wife would've beat him over the head with a cast iron skillet if he tried leaving the house like this. First of all, he may as well go barefoot, his toes are playing cliffhanger in these sandals..... fuck cliffhanger, them shits have jumped off. He has about a 2 inch gap in the back of the sandals. Once he reaches his destination, his toes will be skinless from scraping the ground. Well at least he started the day with clean socks *sigh*. Yeah I know, someone is gonna kick my ass if they catch me taking their pic.....good luck catching me..I'm getting pretty good at it.
Geeks rule..I'm living proof of that, I'm just a cool, well-dressed one. My obessions are shoes (over 200 pair and counting ), vintage clothing, Steely Dan, and horror movies..the more B-grade, the better.
