OK I’m saying HELL TO DA NAW to both of these two. I don’t know Obama, for all I know he could be an Ashton Kutcher “Punked” prank and is really a White dude in blackface, I know Oprah is. I’m not buying it. Give me a few more years of seeing what he’s capable of and maybe he will get my stamp of approval. Right now I’m on the fence about exactly who I will vote for, I don’t have that much time either sheesh, 2008 is almost here. I have someone in mind who would be the most PERFECT candidate ever.
50 Cent AKA Curtis Jackson. Ok, he would have to shorten his name to “Curt” in order to appeal to the masses, Curtis is way too ethnic for the Mormon housewives of Utah. Who better to run for president? Fiddy is a household name and is known and loved by White folks all over the world, I’m sure he already has their vote. Fiddy has already made his mark in foreign policy as we see in this videotape.....
Nothing like a little scandal to jumpstart your political career ehh? Fiddy can preach the dangers of the streets to the younguns, even has the bullet wounds to prove it. We all know Mr. Jackson keeps it “real” and I’m sure he will remain the same in the White House, that’s what we need right? He and his running mate Lloyd Banks (no name change needed here) are exactly what this country needs right now, hard working, dedicated and possessing real street credibility. The Iraqi’s don’t stand a chance against Curt Jackson and his street soldiers. Each soldier would be forced to sign a “no snitching” clause before they prepare for battle. You don’t think something like this will happen? Give it a few years and I’m willing to bet some former rapper will be running for President. Talking about Dead Prez, if he wins he won’t even make it to the Inaugural Speech…he better dust off those bulletproof vests in his closet. In Fiddy’s case I’d rather him go into politics than make another terrible CD, he needs to put his “skills” to use somewhere else.
Labels: Dumb Negroes, Random Musings, Random Nonsense
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