So many ugly ass shoes, so little time. *Sigh*. The revolution to expose crimes of fashion will not be televised *pumps fist into air*. OK, most of us know exactly who wears this shoe. This piece of shit brings out the animal in horny, drunken fellas. It has got to be the unsexiest shoe I’ve ever seen. Maybe it’s because I’m not male that I fail to see the allure, I don’t know *shrugs*. It’s bulky, clumsy, awkward, and just plain horrific. This shoe reminds me of an upside down watering canteen, and the heel is the spout. The clear sole adds to the sheer fugliness. I know this season the lucite heel is all the rage again, but I think I’ll miss it this time around. Some of these clodhoppers have the nerve to be equipped with flashing lights in the heels…that just screams “Say it loud, I’m a skank and I’m proud”.