I present to you the huarache. Huarache must be Spanish for "ugly ass shoes". This shoe is the choice footwear of immigrants from all over the globe. Don't believe me, go to any swap meet and check out the merchant's shoe game. They must keep a stock of these shits at the entrance of the Immigration Office. But wait, there's more...the huarache is also the must-have summer shoe for older Black gents, usually accompanied by black silky dress socks and a short set. Huaraches are an equal opportunity offender too, worn by both women and men. Oy vey.