Spring is approaching and it's time for us ladies to put the boots away and get the crust scraped off our heels in preparation for sandal season. I have already started buying and let me tell you, I got some cute shit I can't WAIT to wear. But let my pump my brakes for a second to talk about what NOT to wear. These mofos pictured above are an abomination of womanhood and should be banned in all 50 states and provinces, including Puerto Rico. I am shocked at the staying power these cheap, tacky muthafuckas have....they have been lurking in the shadows for the last 6 years or so. The Eccentric Diva is all about one-stop shopping but I have to draw the line at buying my shoes from the same place I can get some hair, cheap lipgloss, cleaning supplies and Lion Of Judah wall pictures. I would walk barefoot on hot coals rather than wear these shoes. My daughter had a couple of pairs and I bit the bullet and tried on hers just to see if these shits were comfortable. Let me tell you, they SUCK! I could feel every bit of the pavement when I walked outside, and trust me..I didn't go far in them for fear of someone seeing me. If I want something comfortable, there are so many cute flats on the market now. Remember ladies, the devil is a liar and he makes ugly, cheap ass shoes too.