How do I HATE thee...let me count the ways! Boy are these some terrible shoes. Every man at my job owns a pair. They will wear these bad boys until the sole falls off. In the summer time, men wear these ugly muthafuckas with no socks and shorts.... ankles all red and shit. Last summer at an outdoor Michael MacDonald concert, we actually counted how many fellas were sporting these shoes, let me tell you the number was well over 100! These shoes scream balding, middle-aged dad with a minivan, not sexy by any means. Women have "Mom Jeans" and these are certainly "Dad Shoes", what a great collaboration!