When a bitch is too lazy to untie her shoes, she should just give up on life and footwear altogether, fuck it... just go barefoot. Here we have the shoe of choice for bored soccer moms across the US. The purpose of sneakers is to KEEP THEM ON YOUR FEET! Why even bother with shoelaces when you can just slide right out of these shits? I don't know what evil genius thought it would be a good idea to merge the clog with the sneaker, I guess we could call this a "cleaker".